Liam (who’s been attending La Leche League meetings since he was eight weeks old) saw a woman bottle-feeding her baby…
Liam: “Why is that baby not drinking from his mommy?”
Me: “Well, not every mommy nurses her baby.”
Liam (eyes wide open): “Why?”
Me: “There are lots of reasons.”
Liam considered this for a moment….
Liam: “Mommy?”
Me: “Yes?”
Liam: “You need to go over there and show her how to nurse her baby. Or else you could nurse the baby yourself. I don’t think he likes that bottle.”
How much do you think I could contribute to the boys’ college fund if I signed on as a wetnurse or impromptu lactation consultant?
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love it! the boy knows what he’s talking about.
so did you whip your boob out and nurse the poor baby or what?
amy
Heehee. That’s great.
Oh man, that’s awesome.
lol
love the suggestion X
Smart little man!
How astute your little mansprout is! lol.
I think you should sign him on as an impromptu consultant!